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Happy Christmas Everyone!

I went shopping today.  Hmmm….it wasn’t quite as bad as I thought it was gonna be.  I actually went last Monday and it was a 100 times worse than today.  That was really strange.  I guess people are out of town for the holiday.  I don’t know.  Anyway…my main gripe with the shopping was all of the fucking children at the mall.  I went to the Burbank mall, ‘cuz I fucking hate the Beverly Center which is just a few blocks from my house.  There were so many fucking children running around.  What is the deal?  Why do entire families need to go shopping at the same fucking time?  Let the kids visit Grandma while you shop.  Or, why can’t the dad stay at home and watch the kids while the mother goes out and does the Christmas shopping.  Or maybe the dad can go to the mall and leave the mom at home with the kids.  Men are better at shopping anyway.  In any case, the point is, there is no need to bring the kids along with you.  Especially the ones in strollers.  If you’re gonna go shopping at a mall leave the babies somewhere else.  Or if you do bring the fucking brat in the stroller, at least be considerate enough to move your fucking stroller out of the way so that people who are in a hurry and have lots of shopping to do can do it without being run over or walking into your spawn.  I spent more time walking around strollers than I did shopping.  At least be courteous enough to push the stroller fast enough to keep the flow moving. 

Another thing…If you have a 3 or 4 year old kid, put the fucking thing on a leash.  If you don’t wanna put your kid on a leash at least teach them some fucking manners.  Or again might I suggest you leave them at home.  Uncivillized children have no place at all in polite society.  Especially when I have shopping to do.

Kewl.  I just got my first reader.  I’ve been thinking this blogging shit sucks, ‘cuz I can’t get anyone to read it.  Now I just have to find out how to get more people to read it and perhaps I’ll be the new younger and sexier Perez Hilton.

Ooh…I’m so fucking mad.  What’s the deal with Trump?  Rosie Rules!!!

I’m still upset about last season’s series finale of Charmed.  Everyone who knows anything about Charmed knows that Phoebe’s one true love was Cole.  Phoebe should have ended up with Cole at the end. 

Breastfeeding?   Hmmm…formula was good enough for generations.  Why must I see a tit whipped out just because some slag wants to be politically correct and feed her spawn in public.  Take that shit into the bathroom. 

Has anyone ever tried the Hair Club for Men?  Don’t bother!!!! It is quite a rip off.  Especially in Los Angeles.  Don’t even bother wasting your time with this shit.  They will try to sell you a toupee for $1500 and then make you pay anywhere from $200-$700 a month to maintain this shit.  That’s what they don’t tell you when you sign up.  In addition, they will try to sell you a program for about $2000 which consists of some shitty shampoo and Minoxidil.  FYI, you can get Minoxidil at a drug store for about $30.  Plus the people are mostly rude and ignorant.

And NO!!! Before you ask I’m not bald.  These are things I just know.

What the fuck is the deal with these STUPID, STUPID, STUPID people getting lost in the fucking woods?  Exactly how stupid can you be?  Am I just a jaded urban dweller?  I guess this is what they mean by natural selection.

I’m just gonna ramble on now, because this is my first blog posting and I don’t know quite what I’m doing yet and besides…rambling on is what I do best.

This whole Michael Richards bullshit is one of the reasons I decided to start blogging.  What is this shit all about?  Is this what this country has come to?  What exactly did Michael Richards do that was so wrong?  He gave an opinion?  Did he buck this ridiculous trend in this country to be polictically correct at the expense of our constitutionally given freedom?  Is that some kind of crime now?  Please let me know what he did wrong?

Why isn’t Mr. Richards entitled to his opinion?  Just because he’s in the public eye doesn’t mean that he should have to give up every right that the rest of us take for granted.  If Mr. Richards believes that the two men he called “Nigger” were acting like niggers then why can’t he call them out on it.  Why must he apologize for his opinion?  I’m sure that when the two “African-Americans” were heckling Mr. Richards there were others in the audience who thought “I wish those niggers would shut up”.  Just because Mr. Richards vocalized what others were likely thinking doesn’t make him a bad person.  Where is all of the outrage at these two men who were disturbing the show that others had paid their hard earned money to see?  Why were they allowed to get away with acting like common gutter trash and Mr. Richards is villainized?  Why does Mr. Richards have to go on television and act like a little bitch?  Why doesn’t he just stand up and say “I said it! So fucking what.”?

By the fucking way, when did ”Nigger” get to be a swear word?  That’s a bunch of bullshit.  It’s just a word.  What’s with all of this “N-word” shit?  Just say it.  Nigger.  So what?  It’s not that big of a fucking deal.  Nigger was widely used during the 70’s.  It was used liberally on “All in the Family”, “the Jeffersons”, and even “Saturday Night Live”.  Now we have to say N-word.  It’s ridiculous.  You can call a woman a ”Bitch” on daytime TV.  You can say “Shit” on ”South Park”.  But, you can’t say “Nigger” in a comedy club where people have actually paid to be entertained, in whatever fashion that is.

And what the fuck is the deal with talk of compensation?  These two assholes disrupt this comedy show and they get what was coming to them, then they act all offended and want money?  That is bullshit.  So, if I go walking down the street and someone calls me a nigger I should hold a press conference and hire Gloria Allred?  I should sue?  Huh?  And Oh My God!  Don’t let me get started on Gloria Allred.  This chick is fucking nuts.  I have to stop now or else I’ll be here all day ranting about Gloria Allred.

Welcome!!!  Thanks for visiting this bitch’s blog.  I don’t know who you are or why the fuck you would care to come onto my blog page, but thank you very much for visiting anyway. 

I really don’t know shit about blogging or any of this shit, but I’m gonna do it anyway ‘cuz everyone else has a blog page, so this bitch is gonna have a blog page too.

What is this gonna be about?  I don’t really fucking know.  Therefore I shall make it up as I go.  I’m basically a rude uneducated cunt and I will probably just talk about a bunch of bullshit that only I care about.  Hopefully you will enjoy it, not that I really care, but anyway…maybe you can give me some insight into the topics I post and educate me into the ways of the world.

I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing with this blog.  So, this is just a test of the Jon Christiansen Broadcast system.