Have you heard about this chick that got raped and then was arrested for outstanding warrants?  The full story is here:

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/01/30/Tampabay/Police_jail_rape_vict.shtml

I’m a little conflicted about this story.  First of all how do you snatch someone from a parade route and rape them without anyone seeing?  Her story is a little off, at least by the information I’ve seen and read. 

So she was arrested for outstanding warrnat…that’s what you get when you’re a fucking criminal.  She’s a fucking criminal and she was raped.  Oh well!  I don’t see anyone protesting for the thousands of men who are criminals and are in prison and get raped everyday.  What’s the difference between this chick who is a convicted criminal and the criminals in prison?

The part of this story that bothers me most is this religious freak bitch who wouldn’t allow her to take the morning after pill.  This fucking bitch needs to be fired immediately!  How dare she inflict someone else with her ridiculous religion.  Religious freaks need to be flogged.  Although I don’t really care what happens to this criminal trash that was raped, I can’t believe that she now may have to raise some nasty crooked toothed rapist’s child for the next 18 years.

Anyway…that’s it on this subject.  BTW, who ever heard of a Pirate fest anyway?  When I first heard of Gasparilla I assumed it was some shit that the Mexican immigrants invented.

Is it just me or is Perez Hilton sort of sexy?  And don’t get me started on the hotness that is Jimmy Kimmel.  Perhaps I am just that metally ill.

IT IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!  AND I HAVE WAITING MY ENTIRE ADULT LIFE FOR THIS!!!

According to billboard.com Van Halen is reuniting for a summer arena tour.  Read it for yourself below.

http://billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003537232

This is my response to the slavery apology debate.  The entire story is below.

First of all, let me start by saying I’m part black, so don’t call me a redneck racist.  My take is that for every black person living in America today slavery was a good thing.  You would not be here today if it weren’t for slavery.  Do you honestly know anything about Africa today?  Would you really rather be living there right now?  Would you really like to live in a hut and have AIDS? 
Have you ever met your ancestors who were slaves?  Why should anyone apologize to anyone who is living today for things that happened hundreds of years ago?  History is full of wars and invasions and genocides.  It’s been going on since the beginning of time.  Why do black people in this country feel they need special recognition for bad things that happened to people they didn’t even know?
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Why did I find the City of West Hollywood City Hall closed today???????????  There are only like 12 black people in all of West Hollywood, so why do they feel the need to close.  This super political correctness is too much.

Let me go back to Milwaukee for a moment.  I have to mention that my brother has a rather nice girlfriend.  I’m not all to pleased that he’s a breeder, but anyway, what can I do?  She was quite pleasant and I hope to see her again when they go to Vegas in April.  I think she’s quite good for him.  She’s just what he needed ‘cuz sometimes my brother is a douche.  His ex-wife was a cunty slag, so now it’s like he’s dating Princess Diana.

My cousin Steve also has a girlfriend.  Her name was Andrea.  I loved her.  She was fantastic.  Hopefully I’ll be invited to a wedding soon.  I think my Aunt really wants some grandkids.  We’ll see what happens.

Ok, so why did I bother to rent this shit that is “the Black Dahlia”?  The Black Dahlia is one of the greatest mysteries in Hollywood history.  Why did they fuck it up sooooo much?  With a brilliant director this is what they came up with?  They cast this piece of shit that is Scarlett Johansson.  OMG she is the worst actress ever.  At least I thought that until I came upon about the 30 minute mark and Rose McGowan popped up on screen.  Ooh girl…I never hit the stop button so fast.  Who the fuck cast this shit?  Was this reaaaallly a Brian De Palma film?  Didn’t anyone actually read the script?

Ok.  So I’m like totally on Rosie’s side and the Donald is a bleep, bleep, bleep, but come on.  I’m sick of it already.  Let it go.  It’s over.  Stop it.  Shut the fuck up!  Who cares?  And what the fuck is up with Barbara Walters?  First of all, this bitch is a total hypocrite.  Did she not get all in a tizzy and fire Star Jones last year because Star REFUSED to lie to the public and wanted to tell the truth to everyone?  Didn’t Barbara actually kill all of her journalistic integrity when she said she encouraged Star to lie to everyone and then fired Star when she didn’t?  Who is Barbara to get all upset about it all?  I would have killed to be in that makeup room when Rosie and Barbara went at it. 

Ok, on my previous post I mentioned how I went back to Milwaukee for the first time in 7 years.  Well, I flew Midwest Airlines.  Midwest Airlines used to be Midwest Express Airlines and I used to work for Midwest way back in the day.  Midwest always had a reputation as “the best care in the air”.  Their whole deal was 2 across leather seating, dining on fine china, and hot freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.  Well it seems they don’t do any of that anymore or at least part of the time.

I was first of all shocked when I was browsing their website the night before my flight to see what gourmet meal I would be getting.  I was horrified to find that I would have to pay $7-10 for the meal.  Looking further at the fine print I discovered that there are no meals from the west coast.  Therefore I would have none!!!  When I got on the plane they acutally had a stale english muffin with a hunk of sausage for $7.  No china or silverware, it was in a BOX!!!!!  Then later on my return flight I did get some chocolate chip cookies, but they were COLD!!!!  WHAT HAPPENED!  MIDWEST USED TO BE BY FAR,  BY FAAAAR, THE BEST CARE IN THE AIR!  But now they’re just like everyone else.  I’m told that some of their planes don’t even have leather seating.  What’s the point?  Why would I want to fly them anymore?  Plus, most (not all) of the flight attendants were bitter and surly.  What on Earth is going on behind the scenes at Midwest? 

Wait, don’t even get me started on the shithole that is Kansas City airport, where I had a 3 hour and 15 minute layover.  It was supposed to be a 2 hour layover, but the plane was late.  The MCI airport bars and newsstands don’t stay open past 8pm.  The passengers on our delayed flight just wandered aimlessly around a dead airport, like some Twilight Zone episode.  Don’t you think Midwest could have talked someone into keeping a bar open for it’s inconvenienced passengers?  Or at least gave us a free coke or something? 

Well, I just got back from a trip back home to Milwaukee.  That’s Milwaukee, Wisconsin for all of you ‘tards.  It’s near Chicago.  Anyway…I enjoyed spending time with my family ‘cuz I haven’t been back for like 7 years, but overall it was a shit fest.  It was fucking freezing.  It was only like 32 degrees, but with the wind it was more like minus 8 or some shit like that.  I haven’t been that cold in years.

I stayed at the Hyatt Regency in downtown Milwaukee.  Overall it was a good hotel, except there was no 24 hour room service, so I found myself starving at 2:30am.  Then this fucker with Elvis hair who worked the desk at night sent me to a George Webb diner across the street.  For those of you unfamiliar, George Webb, it is this dive diner chain in Milwaukee about 5 steps below Denny’s.  I went there and waited an hour for a hamburger.  There were crack heads and homeless people all around in the place and the waitresses were ghetto cunts.

Anyway,  that’s about all on that subject.  I shall not be back there for quite a while.