OK, so you know there are a million jokes in there.  Someone is getting impailed with a stiletto.  I’m going to hell anyway.  But seriously, this chick is EVIL!  Forget about the leg jokes.  Why would DWTS have this woman on?

The Dixie Chicks RULE!!!!  They won 5 Grammy awards last night.  That’s every single one they were up for.  All of you fucking douche bag mother fucking douches can now go fuck yourselves.