#1  Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.

#2  Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

#3 The Constitution is NOT a living document.— Bill of rights? Amendments?  What  DAT?

 (repub voters skip #3,  you dont have the education to understand what is meant)

(I can see the head scratching already)

 #4  The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.

#5  A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

 #6 Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals.

#7  The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.

$8  If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.

#9  A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

#10 Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

#11 HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

#12Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

#13 A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense.

#14 A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

#15 Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

#16 The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George Bush’s driving record is none of our business.

#17 Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.

#18 You support states’ rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.

#19  What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.

#20  Republican debt is better for the country than Democratic  Surplus’