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This is so kewl. Folsom Rules

Posted in Folsom by Jon on the September 25th, 2007

Check out the dildos and lube in place of bread and wine.  Fabulous.

Dr. Phil helps you detect a liar!

Posted in Dr. Phil, liars by Jon on the September 18th, 2007

1) Too much or too little eye contact. Liars tend to avoid looking people in the eye, but if they are staring you down, they may be working hard at lying.

2) Over-emphasizes details. When people are trying to avoid telling the truth, they often pick some obscure point and talk about it a lot instead of focusing on the key issue.

3) Fidgeting. Is the person you’re talking to very fidgety? You often see kids do this when they’re telling a tale. That’s a sign that someone may be lying.

4) Touching nose. Research shows that when people lie, they tend to touch the base of their nose a lot. “That’s a dead giveaway,” says Dr. Phil.

5) Mouth pursed. When people tell a lie, they can’t get enough oxygen, so they tend to breathe through their mouth instead of through their nose.

6) Speech hesitations. Pausing, throat clearing, or other stalling techniques may indicate that a person is embellishing the truth.

7) Looking up or down. They may be stalling for time.

8) Answers questions not asked. Without even asking them a question, liars will defend themselves.

9) Other body language to check for to spot a potential liar include: excessive blinking, dilated pupils, pitch changes, less smiling, and shrugging shoulders.

Stop already.

Posted in 9/11 by Jon on the September 11th, 2007

It’s 9/11 and I have to watch douchebags on TV all day talking about it.  Who the fuck cares?  Unless you actually lost someone that day STOP whining about it. I understand if it affected you in some personal way, but if your husband, wife, child, relative, etc. didn’t die that day you need to fucking get over it.  600,000 civilians have died in Iraq due to an illegal occupation, who’s crying for them?

Open letter to the Catholic League

Posted in douchebag catholics by Jon on the September 11th, 2007

I found it bizarre that when I just came onto your website your main banner reads “For Religious and Civil Rights”.  How do you figure that fits in when you try to take away the religious and civil rights of Kathy Griffin?  Ms. Griffin, in her Emmy speech, was expressing her religious freedoms.  She has every right to do so, just the same as when others use an acceptance speech to praise god or jesus or whatever diety they worship.  It seems to me that the suppression or censorship of religious beliefs is exactly what your organization should be fighting.  Your comlete OVER-REACTION to Ms. Griffin’s comments shows that hatred and bigotry can come from the most unlikely of sources.