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Sarah Silverman RULES!

Posted in Bea Arthur, Extra Gay, Extra Hotness, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Uncategorized, funny by Jon on the October 26th, 2007

Sarah Silverman FUCKING RULES!  Have you seen the show?  It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.  She is fucking genius.  Love her.  Watch it on Comedy Central.

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Rosie O’Donnell

Posted in Rosie by Jon on the October 10th, 2007

Rosie Rules.  I totally love her.  Here’s a link to the first chapter of her new book.  It’s fabulous.  http://www.rosie.com/celebritydetox/chapter1-1.html

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Insane good lyrics. I love this shit. Brings back childhood memories

Posted in childhood memories, paul simon, truth by Jon on the October 6th, 2007

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

I know a man
He came from my home town
He wore his passion for his woman
Like a thorny crown
He said delores
I live in fear
My love for yous so overpowering
Im afraid that I will disappear

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

I know a woman
Became a wife
These are the very words she uses
To describe her life
She said a good day
Aint got no rain
She said a bad days when I lie in bed
And think of things that might have been

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

And I know a fa-ther
Who had a son
He longed to tell him all the reasons
For the things hed done
He came a long way
Just to explain
He kissed his boy as he lay sleeping
Then he turned around and headed home again

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

God only knows
God makes his plan
The informations unavailable
To the mortal man
We work our jobs
Collect our pay
Believe were gliding down the highway
When in fact were slip slidin away

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away
Mmm…

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This shit is funny

Posted in funny by Jon on the October 6th, 2007

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK.WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK.
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, “You must be single.”
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict’s intuition, since I was indeed single I looked at the six
items on
the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that
could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity
getting the better of me, I said: “Well, you know what, you’re
absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?”
The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”


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Tipi Italiani

Posted in Italian Guys by Jon on the October 5th, 2007
I tipi italiani sono scopare caldo. Così, sto andando scrivere una certa merda in italiano e vedere se posso trovare dei tipi italiani caldi. Yeah, quello è esso. Che i tipi italiani caldi ritengono liberi scriverlo, quello sareste eccellente.
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Britney

Posted in Britney by Jon on the October 4th, 2007

Fuck that judge that took Britney’s kids away.  Has she actually done anything to harm her kids?  Just because he’s a judge he can’t abuse his authority and make unreasonable demands.  So she didn’t have a CA DL.  That’s just a money making scam that CA has going.  She didn’t put them in danger by driving without a license.  Fuck all of these Britney hating bitches.

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