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I Love Me Some Ann Coulter

Posted in Al Sharpton, Ann Coulter, Fierce, Jon Christiansen by Jon on the April 24th, 2009

Ann Coulter Quotes

“These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by griefparrazies. I have never seen people enjoying their husband’s deaths so much.” -on 9/11 widows who have been critical of the Bush administration

“We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens’ creme brulee. That’s just a joke, for you in the media.”

“Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole.”

“There are a lot of bad republicans; there are no good democrats.”

“We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.”

“Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots.”

“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.”

“Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties — provided we’re only talking about criminals.”

“The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.”

“My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.”

“Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.”

“We’ve finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don’t want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.”
Miss Ann Coulter
“If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam — oh wait, he does.”

“Press passes can’t be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President.”

“The swing voters — I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don’t have set philosophical principles. You’re either a liberal or you’re a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster.”

Midwest Floods

Posted in Al Sharpton, Bullshit, Floods, Midwest, Racism, Uncategorized by Jon on the July 4th, 2008

Here’s an interesting junk email I got, but I have to say I totally agree with it.

As you watch the flooding in the Midwest, have you noticed that there are no farmers running around with stolen plasma TVs or holding stolen liquor over their heads.
There’s no looting or yelling “Where’s Bush?”, “Where’s FEMA?, Where’s my check?”, or “Why isn’t the Government out here saving me and my farm?”
Likewise, I’ve also noticed there are no reports of any other country coming to help, or sending aid.
And where are Reverends Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton?
Shocking contrast isn’t it?