Reunion

Jon — Sat, 09 May 2009 07:25:33 +0000

So, apparently I have a high skewl reunion coming up. That’s really fucking with my mind. I’ve asked the skewl librarian to email me a copy of the year book because I can’t for the life of me remember any of these bitches I went to HS with. It’s like WTF? Who are these people? I actually spent 4 years of my life, 8 hours a day with all of these bitches and I can’t seriously remember a single one. Plus, this librarian chick, who was super nice to have emailed me this shit only sent me like 100 pictures. Now, my skewl had about 2,500 people, so the senior class had to be about 400 at least. What happened to the other 300 people?

Anyway…it’s pretty fucked up that I have a 10 (achmmm…cough…cough….cough) year reunion coming up. I still feel like I’m 18. WTF? That’s some pretty fucked up shit right thar. I still remember the senior talent show where I played guitar on “What About Love”. It was fucking YESTERDAY!!! HEART still fucking RULES!!!

Sarah Palin

Jon — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:56:28 +0000

In all seriousness, is John McCain fucking kidding with this Sarah Palin nonsense? This woman is nothing more than common trailer trash. She’s like Britney Spears, but without the class. She can barely put words together to make a complete sentence. She speaks in some sort of Alaskan Ebonics and acts as if she just got off the short bus. Alaska must be a pretty fucked up place if this is the best they’ve got. I think McCain must seriously be deliberately trying to lose this election, which is fine by me.

Pretty cool

Jon — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:59:32 +0000

Fierce article I found on some website

Jon — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:16:29 +0000

Anal Sex in Accordance with God’s Will

Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.

You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God’s will.

“I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.”

This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.

In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: “How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ‘ Who will come against me?’ (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)

“Isn’t anal sex dirty?”

The Bible says, “To the pure, all things are pure.” (Titus 1:15) The Lord created your body, and no part of it is imperfect or unclean. God also created our bodies for pleasure, and anal sex is just one of the many ways, including standard sexual intercourse, that we can enjoy this pleasure and share it with a partner.

Although the anus is used for elimination, in reality it is not as dirty as you think, especially after a shower or bath. Elimination is also a natural process of our God-given bodies, so our conception of the anal area as dirty has more to do with our own psychological hang-ups. If the idea of direct contact with this area is still distasteful to you, the male can wear a condom as a barrier

“If you’re going to have anal sex, why not just have regular sex?”

This is a good question: If you’re going to have sexual contact before marriage, why not just go the whole nine yards and have regular sex? There are many good reasons for having anal sex instead. The first reason is practical: having conventional vaginal intercourse can lead to unwanted pregnancies. While it’s true that the Lord bade us to “be fruitful and multiply,” (Gen 1:22) the Bible also counsels that “For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven.” (Ecl. 3:1) Pregnancy outside of wedlock can have dire and life-altering consequences for all those involved. Having anal sex allows you to greatly reduce this risk.

Second, for a young woman who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, having anal sex allows her to preserve her virginity (i.e., maintain an intact hymen) until marriage. There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night.

Finally, anal sex allows both partners to save the most intimate and powerful sexual act, that of face-to-face vaginal intercourse, for their mates in marriage. This type of sexual relationship represents the most powerful union between a man and a woman, and so it rightfully should be reserved for one’s life partner. Fortunately, you can engage in anal sex prior to marriage and still be able to share the deeper, more meaningful act of consecrated love through vaginal intercourse with your wedded spouse.

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Reunion

Sarah Palin

Pretty cool

Fierce article I found on some website