Reunion
So, apparently I have a high skewl reunion coming up. That’s really fucking with my mind. I’ve asked the skewl librarian to email me a copy of the year book because I can’t for the life of me remember any of these bitches I went to HS with. It’s like WTF? Who are these people? I actually spent 4 years of my life, 8 hours a day with all of these bitches and I can’t seriously remember a single one. Plus, this librarian chick, who was super nice to have emailed me this shit only sent me like 100 pictures. Now, my skewl had about 2,500 people, so the senior class had to be about 400 at least. What happened to the other 300 people?
Anyway…it’s pretty fucked up that I have a 10 (achmmm…cough…cough….cough) year reunion coming up. I still feel like I’m 18. WTF? That’s some pretty fucked up shit right thar. I still remember the senior talent show where I played guitar on “What About Love”. It was fucking YESTERDAY!!! HEART still fucking RULES!!!
I Love Me Some Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter Quotes
“These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by griefparrazies. I have never seen people enjoying their husband’s deaths so much.” -on 9/11 widows who have been critical of the Bush administration
“We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens’ creme brulee. That’s just a joke, for you in the media.”
“Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole.”
“There are a lot of bad republicans; there are no good democrats.”
“We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.”
“Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots.”
“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.”
“Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties — provided we’re only talking about criminals.”
“The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.”
“My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.”
“Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.”
“We’ve finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don’t want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.”
“If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam — oh wait, he does.”
“Press passes can’t be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President.”
“The swing voters — I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don’t have set philosophical principles. You’re either a liberal or you’re a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster.”
