A bug just flew into my eye while I was listening to Debbie Gibson
As I’m sitting here trying to listen to some Debbie Gibson a bug flew in my eye. It was pretty bothersome. I tried rubbing my eye and that just made it worse. So I tried talking to the bug. I was all like, “Hey, Bug! Get out of my fucking eye.” And the bug didn’t answer, it just kept bothering my eye and I couldn’t concentrate on the lyrics. I got half way through the chorus of “Shake Your Love” before that fucking bug was bothering my eye again. I had to end up going to look in the mirror and it turns out it was just an eyelash. Oh well, my bad. It was still a very bothersome experience.

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