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So, apparently I have a high skewl reunion coming up.  That’s really fucking with my mind.  I’ve asked the skewl librarian to email me a copy of the year book because I can’t for the life of me remember any of these bitches I went to HS with.  It’s like WTF?  Who are these people?  I actually spent 4 years of my life, 8 hours a day with all of these bitches and I can’t seriously remember a single one.  Plus, this librarian chick, who was super nice to have emailed me this shit only sent me like 100 pictures.  Now, my skewl had about 2,500 people, so the senior class had to be about 400 at least.  What happened to the other 300 people?

Anyway…it’s pretty fucked up that I have a 10 (achmmm…cough…cough….cough) year reunion coming up.  I still feel like I’m 18.  WTF?  That’s some pretty fucked up shit right thar.  I still remember the senior talent show where I played guitar on “What About Love”.  It was fucking YESTERDAY!!!  HEART still fucking RULES!!!

Do you all know how fucking revolutionary this is?  Do you know that you are witnessing history?  This is like ‘where were you when Kennedy was shot’.  Remember this day.  It is one of the greatest days in American HISTORY!  Hillary has won Ohio and she’s won TEXAS!!!!!  This is the greatest day ever that was in my adult life. 

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

I know a man
He came from my home town
He wore his passion for his woman
Like a thorny crown
He said delores
I live in fear
My love for yous so overpowering
Im afraid that I will disappear

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

I know a woman
Became a wife
These are the very words she uses
To describe her life
She said a good day
Aint got no rain
She said a bad days when I lie in bed
And think of things that might have been

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

And I know a fa-ther
Who had a son
He longed to tell him all the reasons
For the things hed done
He came a long way
Just to explain
He kissed his boy as he lay sleeping
Then he turned around and headed home again

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

God only knows
God makes his plan
The informations unavailable
To the mortal man
We work our jobs
Collect our pay
Believe were gliding down the highway
When in fact were slip slidin away

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away
Mmm…