Milwaukee
Well, I just got back from a trip back home to Milwaukee. That’s Milwaukee, Wisconsin for all of you ‘tards. It’s near Chicago. Anyway…I enjoyed spending time with my family ‘cuz I haven’t been back for like 7 years, but overall it was a shit fest. It was fucking freezing. It was only like 32 degrees, but with the wind it was more like minus 8 or some shit like that. I haven’t been that cold in years.
I stayed at the Hyatt Regency in downtown Milwaukee. Overall it was a good hotel, except there was no 24 hour room service, so I found myself starving at 2:30am. Then this fucker with Elvis hair who worked the desk at night sent me to a George Webb diner across the street. For those of you unfamiliar, George Webb, it is this dive diner chain in Milwaukee about 5 steps below Denny’s. I went there and waited an hour for a hamburger. There were crack heads and homeless people all around in the place and the waitresses were ghetto cunts.
Anyway, that’s about all on that subject. I shall not be back there for quite a while.