Do you all know how fucking revolutionary this is?  Do you know that you are witnessing history?  This is like ‘where were you when Kennedy was shot’.  Remember this day.  It is one of the greatest days in American HISTORY!  Hillary has won Ohio and she’s won TEXAS!!!!!  This is the greatest day ever that was in my adult life. 

Sarah Silverman FUCKING RULES!  Have you seen the show?  It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.  She is fucking genius.  Love her.  Watch it on Comedy Central.

Is it just me or is Perez Hilton sort of sexy?  And don’t get me started on the hotness that is Jimmy Kimmel.  Perhaps I am just that metally ill.