Hillary Wins!
Do you all know how fucking revolutionary this is? Do you know that you are witnessing history? This is like ‘where were you when Kennedy was shot’. Remember this day. It is one of the greatest days in American HISTORY! Hillary has won Ohio and she’s won TEXAS!!!!! This is the greatest day ever that was in my adult life.
Fuck Political Correctness. Merry Fucking Christmas BITCHES!
Found on the internet. Soooooo truthful!
FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 4th November
RE: Christmas Party
I’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take
place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room
at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks!
We’ll have a small band playing traditional carols…please feel free
to sing along.
And don’t be surprised if the Managing Director shows up dressed as
Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 p.m.
Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however,
no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for
everyone’s pockets.
This gathering is only for employees! The Managing Director will make
a special announcement at the Party.
Merry Christmas to you and your Family.
Pauline
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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 5th November
RE: Holiday Party
In no way was yesterday’s memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees.
We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often
coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.
However, from now on we’re calling it our ‘Holiday Party’. The same
policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians. There
will be no Christmas tree or Christmas carols sung. We will have other
types of music for your enjoyment.
Happy now?
Happy Holidays to you and your family,
Pauline.
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FROM; Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 6th November
RE: Holiday Party
Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous
requesting a non-drinking table… you didn’t sign your name. I’m
happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that
reads, “AA Only”, you wouldn’t be anonymous anymore!!!! How am I supposed
to
handle this? Somebody?
Forget about the gift exchange. No gift exchange allowed now since the
Union officials feel that $10.00 is too much money and Management
believe $10.00 is a little cheap.
NO GIFT EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
Pauline.
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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 7th November
RE: Holiday Party
What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins
the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking
during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can
appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our
Muslim employees’ beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving
your meal
until the end of the party – or else package everything up for you to
take home in a little foil doggy bag. Will that work?
Meanwhile, I’ve arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest
from the dessert buffet; pregnant women will get the table closest
to the toilets; Gays are allowed to sit with each other; Lesbians do not
have to sit with gay men; each will have their own table.
Yes, there will be flower arrangements for the gay men’s table, too.
To the person asking permission to cross dress – no cross dressing
allowed.
We will have booster seats for short people. Low fat food will be
available for those on a diet. We cannot control the salt used in the
food. We suggest those people with high blood pressure taste the food
first.
There will be fresh fruits as dessert for Diabetics; the restaurant
cannot supply “No Sugar” desserts. Sorry!
Did I miss anything?!?!?!?!?!
Pauline.
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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All F****** Employees
DATE: 8 November
RE: The ******** Holiday Party.
Vegetarian pricks! I’ve had it with you people!!! We’re going to keep
this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can
sit quietly at the table furthest from the “grill of death”, as you so
quaintly put it. You’ll get your f****** salad bar, including organic
tomatoes, but you know tomatoes have feeling, too. They scream when
you slice them.
I’ve heard them scream. I’m hearing them scream right NOW!!
Hope you all have a rotten holiday ! Drink, drive, and die!
The Bitch from HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FROM: John Bishop – Acting Human Resources Director
DATE: 9th November
RE: Pauline Lewis and Holiday Party
I’m sure I speak for all of us in wishing Pauline Lewis a speedy
recovery, and I’ll continue to forward your cards to her.
In the meantime, Management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and
instead, give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd December off with full
pay.
Michael Richards
I’m just gonna ramble on now, because this is my first blog posting and I don’t know quite what I’m doing yet and besides…rambling on is what I do best.
This whole Michael Richards bullshit is one of the reasons I decided to start blogging. What is this shit all about? Is this what this country has come to? What exactly did Michael Richards do that was so wrong? He gave an opinion? Did he buck this ridiculous trend in this country to be polictically correct at the expense of our constitutionally given freedom? Is that some kind of crime now? Please let me know what he did wrong?
Why isn’t Mr. Richards entitled to his opinion? Just because he’s in the public eye doesn’t mean that he should have to give up every right that the rest of us take for granted. If Mr. Richards believes that the two men he called “Nigger” were acting like niggers then why can’t he call them out on it. Why must he apologize for his opinion? I’m sure that when the two “African-Americans” were heckling Mr. Richards there were others in the audience who thought “I wish those niggers would shut up”. Just because Mr. Richards vocalized what others were likely thinking doesn’t make him a bad person. Where is all of the outrage at these two men who were disturbing the show that others had paid their hard earned money to see? Why were they allowed to get away with acting like common gutter trash and Mr. Richards is villainized? Why does Mr. Richards have to go on television and act like a little bitch? Why doesn’t he just stand up and say “I said it! So fucking what.”?
By the fucking way, when did ”Nigger” get to be a swear word? That’s a bunch of bullshit. It’s just a word. What’s with all of this “N-word” shit? Just say it. Nigger. So what? It’s not that big of a fucking deal. Nigger was widely used during the 70’s. It was used liberally on “All in the Family”, “the Jeffersons”, and even “Saturday Night Live”. Now we have to say N-word. It’s ridiculous. You can call a woman a ”Bitch” on daytime TV. You can say “Shit” on ”South Park”. But, you can’t say “Nigger” in a comedy club where people have actually paid to be entertained, in whatever fashion that is.
And what the fuck is the deal with talk of compensation? These two assholes disrupt this comedy show and they get what was coming to them, then they act all offended and want money? That is bullshit. So, if I go walking down the street and someone calls me a nigger I should hold a press conference and hire Gloria Allred? I should sue? Huh? And Oh My God! Don’t let me get started on Gloria Allred. This chick is fucking nuts. I have to stop now or else I’ll be here all day ranting about Gloria Allred.
