I went shopping today.  Hmmm….it wasn’t quite as bad as I thought it was gonna be.  I actually went last Monday and it was a 100 times worse than today.  That was really strange.  I guess people are out of town for the holiday.  I don’t know.  Anyway…my main gripe with the shopping was all of the fucking children at the mall.  I went to the Burbank mall, ‘cuz I fucking hate the Beverly Center which is just a few blocks from my house.  There were so many fucking children running around.  What is the deal?  Why do entire families need to go shopping at the same fucking time?  Let the kids visit Grandma while you shop.  Or, why can’t the dad stay at home and watch the kids while the mother goes out and does the Christmas shopping.  Or maybe the dad can go to the mall and leave the mom at home with the kids.  Men are better at shopping anyway.  In any case, the point is, there is no need to bring the kids along with you.  Especially the ones in strollers.  If you’re gonna go shopping at a mall leave the babies somewhere else.  Or if you do bring the fucking brat in the stroller, at least be considerate enough to move your fucking stroller out of the way so that people who are in a hurry and have lots of shopping to do can do it without being run over or walking into your spawn.  I spent more time walking around strollers than I did shopping.  At least be courteous enough to push the stroller fast enough to keep the flow moving. 

Another thing…If you have a 3 or 4 year old kid, put the fucking thing on a leash.  If you don’t wanna put your kid on a leash at least teach them some fucking manners.  Or again might I suggest you leave them at home.  Uncivillized children have no place at all in polite society.  Especially when I have shopping to do.