There is some retard named Jon Anthony Christiansen Jr who keeps emailing me because we have the same name. This guy seems to be a delusional psychopath who cannot even write the English language properly. You may feel free to never email me again you psychopathic douchebag. Please take your meds and have a nice life.

Is this his picture? Probably.

OK, so I was coming to work today and I was disturbed by the large number of homeless people I was seeing.  I got to think about solutions to the problem.  How do we help these people?  How should our government help these people?  I came up with a plan.

I think that homeless people should be tagged and studied.  Much like the way we study animals in the wild.  They would be fitted with some sort of ear tag tracking device which would track their movements and habits.   If they stray into  good neighborhoods then a crew would be sent out to take them back to skid row.  Anyone who is homeless more than a year, maybe two, would be rounded up and put in some sort of homeless camp far on the outskirts of the city or perhaps Mexico.  I came up with that part after I saw this homeless woman wandering around my neighborhood for about the past 10 years.  There’s really no reason for a person to homeless that long.  She needs to go.   It’s really disturbing.

Now I do realize that there are reasons for homelessness that are sometimes beyond a person’s control, like losing a job or a natural disaster or fire.  I certainly understand how that could happen and we all need to rally around people when shit like that happens.  However, it only takes you so long to get back on your feet and if you chose to live outside the norms of society then you need to be removed from society.  There’s really no reason that the rest of society should be bothered by your lack of conformity.

Does that make me a bad person because I think that way?  I mean seriously, shouldn’t people be able to walk down the street without being accosted by homeless people?  Should people have to endure the smells of these people as you are going about your life and minding your own business?  I don’t know.  I don’t really have any answers, just an opinion.

I went shopping today.  Hmmm….it wasn’t quite as bad as I thought it was gonna be.  I actually went last Monday and it was a 100 times worse than today.  That was really strange.  I guess people are out of town for the holiday.  I don’t know.  Anyway…my main gripe with the shopping was all of the fucking children at the mall.  I went to the Burbank mall, ‘cuz I fucking hate the Beverly Center which is just a few blocks from my house.  There were so many fucking children running around.  What is the deal?  Why do entire families need to go shopping at the same fucking time?  Let the kids visit Grandma while you shop.  Or, why can’t the dad stay at home and watch the kids while the mother goes out and does the Christmas shopping.  Or maybe the dad can go to the mall and leave the mom at home with the kids.  Men are better at shopping anyway.  In any case, the point is, there is no need to bring the kids along with you.  Especially the ones in strollers.  If you’re gonna go shopping at a mall leave the babies somewhere else.  Or if you do bring the fucking brat in the stroller, at least be considerate enough to move your fucking stroller out of the way so that people who are in a hurry and have lots of shopping to do can do it without being run over or walking into your spawn.  I spent more time walking around strollers than I did shopping.  At least be courteous enough to push the stroller fast enough to keep the flow moving. 

Another thing…If you have a 3 or 4 year old kid, put the fucking thing on a leash.  If you don’t wanna put your kid on a leash at least teach them some fucking manners.  Or again might I suggest you leave them at home.  Uncivillized children have no place at all in polite society.  Especially when I have shopping to do.

What the fuck is the deal with these STUPID, STUPID, STUPID people getting lost in the fucking woods?  Exactly how stupid can you be?  Am I just a jaded urban dweller?  I guess this is what they mean by natural selection.