I watched “Meet the Spartans” today.  Shitty movie.  But, there’s this hot piece named Sean Maguire who was the lead.  I IMDB’d him.  Whoa!  I didn’t realize he was the hot piece from that crappy sitcom “The Class”.  He is sooo hot! 

I wonder if he’s gay.  I hope so.  If he is he can feel free to email me.

Keep these handy and hilarious tips in mind next time you’re at the tubs…..

People wearing jockstraps tend to make it with other people wearing jockstraps. ….

Nobody makes it with people wearing pink bikinis…..

You can have a heart attack fucking in the whirlpool…..

It is extremely hazardous to your health to attempt to inhale poppers while under water…..

Saying “I’m resting” to everyone who seeks entry into your room defeats the purpose of going to the baths…..

If everyone who said “I don’t come here often” was telling the truth, there would be no one there…..

Those who lay naked on their stomachs with their asses in the air remind one of electric pencil sharpeners…..

Conversations in the orgy room should be kept to a minimum. Grunts, groans, notices that “I’m coming,” and invitations to do it in a room instead are acceptable; discussions of the weather, ex-lovers, favorite lubricants, the quality of the darkness, and the pros and cons of cockrings are not…..

If you are looking for a wonderfully spiritual union with a kindred spirit, you are in the wrong place…..

Do not assume that the guys walking into walls are on some weird new drug; most likely, they have just left their glasses in their lockers. It is better to look good than to see good…..

Once in a while, do your good deed for the gay: let an old troll suck your cock. Such magnanimous gestures are duly recorded by the Great Faggot in the Sky, and when you are an old troll, the favors will be returned in kind. Yes, Virginia, that’s the way it works…..

Please realize that bathrooms, even those at the tubs, do have legitimate purposes. Giving someone a blowjob in a cubicle while outside the locked door seven guys are turning various shades of green will not make you popular…..

If you are tempted to wear a Lacoste shirt with your towel, understand that many people would find it a capital offense…..

Finish what you start…..

If you see a man in a room with a can of Crisco, a thick belt, and a bottle of poppers neatly arrayed on the little table, before entering, be certain you know the purpose of all three items…..

When it’s past the wrist is not the time to say “no”…..

It’s okay to bring your own rope; it’s not okay to tie yourself up…..

Spending seventy-two consecutive hours at the tubs will neither destroy your reputation nor greatly enhance it…..

If you are at the baths busily cheating on your lover, don’t make a scene should you discover him there…..

People who say, “I’ve never done that before,” should be informed that the ability to deep throat is not genetic…..

Those who lose the keys to their rooms or lockers are never heard from again…..

The law of increasing good looks: People tend to become more attractive the longer you are there…..

In the dark all cats are gray, but ten inches is still better than six inches…..

Men with small cocks can be sexually tremendous if they are technically proficient, but men with big dicks don’t have to know a damn thing…..

Doing it for ….England…. is as valid a reason for doing it as any…..

After you’ve been fucked by twelve guys in the orgy room, you will never again convince anyone with your coy routine…..

Asking to borrow someone’s cockring is even more tasteless than asking to borrow someone’s comb…..

Law of maximum discomfort: When they call your room number or locker number to the front desk you will inevitably be in a position impossible to get out of quickly without seriously injuring yourself…..

You can cause a panic by yelling, “There’s a man in room 379!”….

For a real hoot, go to the baths without having used alcohol or drugs. It is truly amazing how fabulously you will be able to make out when you are the only one there in a solid state…..

Giggling is not a correct response to, “Wanna fuck?”….

If you can remember the title of the porno movie that was showing in the “rest section”, you did not have a good time…..

It is pointless to consider why guys who won’t even talk to you at the bars are so eager to suck your cock at the baths…..

Spending more than two hours with one number at the baths makes you two “an item.” More than four hours makes you engaged. On a good night, it is possible to commit bigamy…..

For some unknown reason, it is considered embarrassing to make it with someone you already know…..

No one ever believes the line, “We’re really not lovers.”….

At all times, remember that tubbing is a participation, not a spectator sport…..

Spending hours deciding what to wear to the tubs is a particularly inane waste of time…..

Never try to explain the baths to heterosexuals…..

Possession of more than three bath cards makes you a serious faggot..

Georgina..’s law of the weight room: People working out are doing it for your benefit, not theirs…..

Formal attire means a black jockstrap…..

Contrary to popular belief, one can indeed be too clean…..

You can never be too rich, too muscular, or have too big of a dick…..

Believe it or not, it is possible to have good sex without using poppers. A man in ….New Jersey claims to do it all the time. ….

And those are the Rules Of The Baths. Use them wisely and pass the knowledge along to those newcomers who may need it…..

Do you all know how fucking revolutionary this is?  Do you know that you are witnessing history?  This is like ‘where were you when Kennedy was shot’.  Remember this day.  It is one of the greatest days in American HISTORY!  Hillary has won Ohio and she’s won TEXAS!!!!!  This is the greatest day ever that was in my adult life. 

Found on the internet.  Soooooo truthful!

FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 4th November
RE: Christmas Party

In the meantime, Management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and
instead, give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd December off with full
pay.    

“I was an atheist until I realized I was GOD!”

I found this saying somewhere online.  I guess it has a couple of different meanings depending upon your viewpoint.  I think I’ll live by this saying from now on.  Sounds good to me.

IT’S IMPORTANT TO THINK ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS EFFECT OTHERS! Here’s a great article I found on Perez. This guy sums up how MANY people  feel.

The LA Times just published the following email from Dale Alexander, a key grip on The Office, which puts the severity of this strike into clear perspective.It reads:”Our show was shut down and we were all laid off this week. I’ve been watching the news since the WGA strike was announced and I have yet to see any coverage dedicated to the effect that this strike will have on the below the line employees.I respect the WGA’s position. They probably do deserve a larger percentage of profit participation, but a lengthy strike will affect more than just the writers and studios. On my show we had 14 writers. There were also 2 cameramen, 2 camera assistants, 4 hair stylists, 4 makeup artists, 7 wardrobe people, 4 grips, 4 electricians, 2 craft service, 4 props people, 6 construction, 1 medic, 3 art department, 5 set dressers, 3 sound men, 3 stand-ins, 2 set PAs, 4 assistant directors, 1 DGA trainee, 1 unit manager, 6 production office personnel, 3 casting people, 4 writers assistants, 1 script supervisor, 2 editors, 2 editors assistants, 3 post production personnel, 1 facilities manager, 8 drivers, 2 location managers, 3 accountants, 4 caterers and a producer who’s not a writer. All 102 of us are now out of work.I have been in the motion picture business for 33 years and have survived three major strikes. None of which have been by any of the below the line unions. During the 1988 WGA strike many of my friends lost their homes, cars and even spouses. Many actors are publicly backing the writers, some have even said that they would find a way to help pay bills for the striking writers. When the networks run out of new shows and they air repeats the writers will be paid residuals. The lowest paid writer in television makes roughly twice the salary than the below the line crewmember makes. Everyone should be paid their fair share, but does it have to be at the expense of the other 90% of the crewmembers. Nobody ever recoups from a strike, lost wages are just that, lost.We all know that the strike will be resolved. Eventually both sides will return to the bargaining table and make a deal. The only uncertainty is how many of our houses, livelihoods, college educations and retirement funds will pay for it.”

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

I know a man
He came from my home town
He wore his passion for his woman
Like a thorny crown
He said delores
I live in fear
My love for yous so overpowering
Im afraid that I will disappear

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

I know a woman
Became a wife
These are the very words she uses
To describe her life
She said a good day
Aint got no rain
She said a bad days when I lie in bed
And think of things that might have been

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

And I know a fa-ther
Who had a son
He longed to tell him all the reasons
For the things hed done
He came a long way
Just to explain
He kissed his boy as he lay sleeping
Then he turned around and headed home again

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

God only knows
God makes his plan
The informations unavailable
To the mortal man
We work our jobs
Collect our pay
Believe were gliding down the highway
When in fact were slip slidin away

Slip slidin away
Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away

Slip slidin away
You know the nearer your destination
The more youre slip slidin away
Mmm…