Midwest Floods
Here’s an interesting junk email I got, but I have to say I totally agree with it.
George Michael Concert
Last week I went to the George Michael show at the Forum. It was such a religious experience that I can barely speak of it. It was like seeing Jesus Christ in person. George’s voice was like a chorus of angels. I actually cried when he sang “A Different Corner”. He was that good. Pristine…magical. I have tears right now as I think back on it. Don’t get me started on “Careless Whisper”.
I’ve been sad ever since I was unable to see Wham! at the Poplar Creek in 1986. I thought my chance to hear George sing had been lost forever. I waited 22 years and finally….FINALLY!
Fierce article I found on some website
Anal Sex in Accordance with God’s Will
Are you saving yourself for your wedding night? The Devil wants you to fail, that’s why he puts stumbling blocks in your way. But God wants you to succeed, and that’s why he has given us an alternative to intercourse before marriage: anal sex. Through anal sex, you can satisfy your body’s needs, while you avoid the risk of unwanted pregnancy and still keep yourself pure for marriage.
You may be shocked at first by this idea. Isn’t anal sex (sodomy) forbidden by the Bible? Isn’t anal sex dirty? What’s the difference between having anal sex before marriage and having regular intercourse? Let’s address these issues by debunking some myths about anal sex and God’s will.
“I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.”
This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.
In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: “How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ‘ Who will come against me?’ (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)
“Isn’t anal sex dirty?”
The Bible says, “To the pure, all things are pure.” (Titus 1:15) The Lord created your body, and no part of it is imperfect or unclean. God also created our bodies for pleasure, and anal sex is just one of the many ways, including standard sexual intercourse, that we can enjoy this pleasure and share it with a partner.
Although the anus is used for elimination, in reality it is not as dirty as you think, especially after a shower or bath. Elimination is also a natural process of our God-given bodies, so our conception of the anal area as dirty has more to do with our own psychological hang-ups. If the idea of direct contact with this area is still distasteful to you, the male can wear a condom as a barrier
“If you’re going to have anal sex, why not just have regular sex?”
This is a good question: If you’re going to have sexual contact before marriage, why not just go the whole nine yards and have regular sex? There are many good reasons for having anal sex instead. The first reason is practical: having conventional vaginal intercourse can lead to unwanted pregnancies. While it’s true that the Lord bade us to “be fruitful and multiply,” (Gen 1:22) the Bible also counsels that “For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven.” (Ecl. 3:1) Pregnancy outside of wedlock can have dire and life-altering consequences for all those involved. Having anal sex allows you to greatly reduce this risk.
Second, for a young woman who has never engaged in sexual intercourse, having anal sex allows her to preserve her virginity (i.e., maintain an intact hymen) until marriage. There is no greater gift that a bride can give than to offer her pure, unsullied maidenhead to her husband on their wedding night.
Finally, anal sex allows both partners to save the most intimate and powerful sexual act, that of face-to-face vaginal intercourse, for their mates in marriage. This type of sexual relationship represents the most powerful union between a man and a woman, and so it rightfully should be reserved for one’s life partner. Fortunately, you can engage in anal sex prior to marriage and still be able to share the deeper, more meaningful act of consecrated love through vaginal intercourse with your wedded spouse.
Retard Jon Anthony Christiansen Jr
There is some retard named Jon Anthony Christiansen Jr who keeps emailing me because we have the same name. This guy seems to be a delusional psychopath who cannot even write the English language properly. You may feel free to never email me again you psychopathic douchebag. Please take your meds and have a nice life.
Is this his picture? Probably.
Poop fun
Douchebags
Ummm…my blog is NOT for douchebags. If you are a douchebag please feel free to leave now. I will not respond to you. If you would like to have an intelligent conversation feel free to email. If not, GO FUCK YOURSELF!
The Greatest Movie EVER!
What’s so special about Jesus?
Repost Shopping at Christmastime
I thought I’d repost a post I made last year around this time. It has just as much meaning this year as it did last.
Another thing…If you have a 3 or 4 year old kid, put the fucking thing on a leash. If you don’t wanna put your kid on a leash at least teach them some fucking manners. Or again might I suggest you leave them at home. Uncivillized children have no place at all in polite society. Especially when I have shopping to do.
Sarah Silverman RULES!
Sarah Silverman FUCKING RULES! Have you seen the show? It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. She is fucking genius. Love her. Watch it on Comedy Central.
Found on the Net
#1 Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.
#2 Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
#3 The Constitution is NOT a living document.— Bill of rights? Amendments? What DAT?
(repub voters skip #3, you dont have the education to understand what is meant)
(I can see the head scratching already)
#4 The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.
#5 A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
#6 Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals.
#7 The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
$8 If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.
#9 A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
#10 Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
#11 HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
#12Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
#13 A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense.
#14 A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
#15 Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
#16 The public has a right to know about Hillary’s cattle trades, but George Bush’s driving record is none of our business.
#17 Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.
#18 You support states’ rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
#19 What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.
#20 Republican debt is better for the country than Democratic Surplus’
Not for Douchebags
My blog is not meant for douchebags. If you are a faggot douchebag then go away. Go play Hilo, buy a Volkswagen, or listen to a Lisa Loeb song.
Work it girl, back when you were raw
Rosie
Rosie. I’m so sad today. Why are you leaving us? My only comfort is knowing you’ll be back stronger than ever on your own show.
Old Friends
Ok, so, I’m on this whole reunion, rekindling friendships kind of thing and I found this chick I used to know in skewl. She totally pretended that she didn’t remember me. What a bitch! I totally saw her picture on this website and it’s totally her. Perhaps she’s had a hard knock life. I don’t know. Maybe so. Anyway…I get to Googlin’ old friends every few years or so and she’s the first I found. I just joined Classmates.com and maybe I’ll find some more who aren’t total bitches. Maybe we’re all just getting older?
time makes you bolder, even children get older
And I’m getting older too….so… -Stevie Nicks
From Ro’s blog
“They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” –Benjamin Franklin
Heather Mills on Dancing With the Stars
OK, so you know there are a million jokes in there. Someone is getting impailed with a stiletto. I’m going to hell anyway. But seriously, this chick is EVIL! Forget about the leg jokes. Why would DWTS have this woman on?
Slavery apology GET OVER IT!!!
This is my response to the slavery apology debate. The entire story is below.
First of all, let me start by saying I’m part black, so don’t call me a redneck racist. My take is that for every black person living in America today slavery was a good thing. You would not be here today if it weren’t for slavery. Do you honestly know anything about Africa today? Would you really rather be living there right now? Would you really like to live in a hut and have AIDS?
Have you ever met your ancestors who were slaves? Why should anyone apologize to anyone who is living today for things that happened hundreds of years ago? History is full of wars and invasions and genocides. It’s been going on since the beginning of time. Why do black people in this country feel they need special recognition for bad things that happened to people they didn’t even know?
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Martin Luther King Day
Why did I find the City of West Hollywood City Hall closed today??????????? There are only like 12 black people in all of West Hollywood, so why do they feel the need to close. This super political correctness is too much.
Back to Milwaukee
Let me go back to Milwaukee for a moment. I have to mention that my brother has a rather nice girlfriend. I’m not all to pleased that he’s a breeder, but anyway, what can I do? She was quite pleasant and I hope to see her again when they go to Vegas in April. I think she’s quite good for him. She’s just what he needed ‘cuz sometimes my brother is a douche. His ex-wife was a cunty slag, so now it’s like he’s dating Princess Diana.
My cousin Steve also has a girlfriend. Her name was Andrea. I loved her. She was fantastic. Hopefully I’ll be invited to a wedding soon. I think my Aunt really wants some grandkids. We’ll see what happens.
