I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB… SO I AGREE 100%. Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck,I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test. Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don’t. Hope you all will pass it along, though . . . Something has to change in this country — and soon.
]]>“Forty years ago, patrons and supporters of the Stonewall Inn in New York City resisted police harassment that had become all too common for members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) community. Out of this resistance, the LGBT rights movement in America was born. During LGBT Pride Month, we commemorate the events of June 1969 and commit to achieving equal justice under law for LGBT Americans.
LGBT Americans have made, and continue to make, great and lasting contributions that continue to strengthen the fabric of American society. There are many well-respected LGBT leaders in all professional fields, including the arts and business communities. LGBT Americans also mobilized the Nation to respond to the domestic HIV/AIDS epidemic and have played a vital role in broadening this country’s response to the HIV pandemic.
Due in no small part to the determination and dedication of the LGBT rights movement, more LGBT Americans are living their lives openly today than ever before. I am proud to be the first President to appoint openly LGBT candidates to Senate-confirmed positions in the first 100 days of an Administration. These individuals embody the best qualities we seek in public servants, and across my Administration — in both the White House and the Federal agencies — openly LGBT employees are doing their jobs with distinction and professionalism.
The LGBT rights movement has achieved great progress, but there is more work to be done. LGBT youth should feel safe to learn without the fear of harassment, and LGBT families and seniors should be allowed to live their lives with dignity and respect.
My Administration has partnered with the LGBT community to advance a wide range of initiatives. At the international level, I have joined efforts at the United Nations to decriminalize homosexuality around the world. Here at home, I continue to support measures to bring the full spectrum of equal rights to LGBT Americans. These measures include enhancing hate crimes laws, supporting civil unions and Federal rights for LGBT couples, outlawing discrimination in the workplace, ensuring adoption rights, and ending the existing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy in a way that strengthens our Armed Forces and our national security. We must also commit ourselves to fighting the HIV/AIDS epidemic by both reducing the number of HIV infections and providing care and support services to people living with HIV/AIDS across the United States.
These issues affect not only the LGBT community, but also our entire Nation. As long as the promise of equality for all remains unfulfilled, all Americans are affected. If we can work together to advance the principles upon which our Nation was founded, every American will benefit. During LGBT Pride Month, I call upon the LGBT community, the Congress, and the American people to work together to promote equal rights for all, regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2009 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. I call upon the people of the United States to turn back discrimination and prejudice everywhere it exists.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this first day of June, in the year of our Lord two thousand nine, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-third.”
]]>Anyway…it’s pretty fucked up that I have a 10 (achmmm…cough…cough….cough) year reunion coming up. I still feel like I’m 18. WTF? That’s some pretty fucked up shit right thar. I still remember the senior talent show where I played guitar on “What About Love”. It was fucking YESTERDAY!!! HEART still fucking RULES!!!
Later I finally got a hold of them and the same stupid bitch answers the phone and again gives me the third degree before she’ll let me speak with the manager. Just transfer my call, BITCH! It turns out his name is actually John. He comes on and gives me a fucking attitude. Really, dude? I’ve called a dozen times because you’ve ripped me off and you’re giving ME an attitude. He passes me on to some stupid bitch in accounting, Miriam Dominguez, who actually emails me in broken English. This scheming ignorant bitch tells me that it is MY BANK who takes an additional 20% authorization in the event that I want to leave a tip and they do this for EVERY restaurant. FIRST THE FUCK OF ALL, BITCH…YOU’RE “CAFE” IS A FUCKING BURGER STAND!!!! Why the fuck would I give a 20% tip to someone at a fucking burger stand? Secondly, I eat out for lunch EVERY Fucking DAY and have banked at the same bank for 10 years, don’t you fucking think I’d notice before now if MY BANK were holding an additional 20% authorization every time I eat at a restaurant? Lastly, I’ve worked with credit cards before, BITCH! I know the difference between an authorization and a charge. I’ve NEVER been to a place or worked at a place where you authorize more AFTER the customer has signed the final receipt.
At the end of the day they only charged $14 and not the $16.80. If totally fucking sure that if I hadn’t called and been a bitch about it that they would have charged the full $16.80. I mean SERIOUSLY, WTF? These people are totally ripping people off and hoping that nobody notices. FUCK YOU BAY CAFE! FUCK YOU SAN DIEGO HARBOR EXCURSIONS!
By the way, I just checked my messages and this dumb fuck Brad Ingles, the “In Charge” guy just left a message. FIVE FUCKING DAYS LATER! I didn’t even bother to listen to it yet. We’ll see what this lazy fuck has to say.
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“We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens’ creme brulee. That’s just a joke, for you in the media.”
“Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole.”
“There are a lot of bad republicans; there are no good democrats.”
“We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.”
“Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots.”
“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.”
“Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties — provided we’re only talking about criminals.”
“The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.”
“My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.”
“Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.”
“We’ve finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don’t want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.”
“If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam — oh wait, he does.”
“Press passes can’t be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President.”
“The swing voters — I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don’t have set philosophical principles. You’re either a liberal or you’re a conservative if you have an IQ above a toaster.”
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