http://jonchristiansen.net/blog Me giving my opinion. Same as most blogs. Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:44:03 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en OK, so the new GaGa video is fierce....here's my interpretation, She is born, not really born, but more like genetically hatched....just to become a Russian whore....She is bid on for the first time and is so special that the leader of the futuristic Russian mob wins her, because only the leader ... http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2009/11/17/lady-gaga-bad-romance/ THE JOB - URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!) I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB... SO I AGREE 100%.  Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, ... http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2009/09/12/cute-mass-email/ BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA A PROCLAMATION "Forty years ago, patrons and supporters of the Stonewall Inn in New York City resisted police harassment that had become all too common for members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) community. Out of this resistance, the LGBT rights ... http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2009/06/04/obama-rocks/ So, apparently I have a high skewl reunion coming up.  That's really fucking with my mind.  I've asked the skewl librarian to email me a copy of the year book because I can't for the life of me remember any of these bitches I went to HS with.  It's like ... http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2009/05/08/reunion/ As I'm sitting here trying to listen to some Debbie Gibson a bug flew in my eye.  It was pretty bothersome.  I tried rubbing my eye and that just made it worse.  So I tried talking to the bug.  I was all like, "Hey, Bug!  Get out of my fucking ... http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2009/05/08/a-bug-just-flew-into-my-eye-while-i-was-listening-to-debbie-gibson/ Damn, I keep forgetting to update this shit. http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2009/05/08/i-keep-forgetting/ I went to the Bay Cafe with some relatives who were visiting. We ate while waiting for a bay cruise. I had a $9 cheeseburger (Which was delicious.  Probably had spit in it) and a $5 glass of white wine piss water in a Dixie cup. Total $14. I sign ... http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2009/04/24/bay-cafe-san-diego/ Ann Coulter Quotes "These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by griefparrazies. I have never seen people enjoying their husband's deaths so much." -on 9/11 widows who have been critical of the Bush administration "We need somebody to put ... http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2009/04/24/i-love-me-some-ann-coulter/ Asshole http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2008/10/09/is-this-paul-rapaso/ My blog is not meant to be read by douchebags named Paul Raposo.  Fuck you, dude! http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2008/10/09/paul-raposo/