jonchristiansen.net Blog Me giving my opinion. Same as most blogs. 2010-07-17T04:16:12Z http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/feed/atom/ WordPress Jon http://jonchristiansen.net <![CDATA[Michelle Obama’s tacky dress]]> http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/?p=135 2010-07-17T04:16:12Z 2010-07-17T04:16:12Z I’m glad that I’m not the only one who thought it was odd for Michelle Obama to wear a dress with oil spills on it. Didn’t someone pull her aside and say…”Duh, not really cool to wear that dress.”

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Jon http://jonchristiansen.net <![CDATA[Affirmative Blacktion Full Trailer]]> http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/?p=133 2010-07-14T20:24:14Z 2010-07-14T20:24:14Z

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Jon http://jonchristiansen.net <![CDATA[Feedshark]]> http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/?p=130 2010-07-14T20:07:27Z 2010-07-14T20:07:27Z Promote my blog

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Jon http://jonchristiansen.net <![CDATA[Affirmative Blacktion]]> http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/?p=125 2010-07-14T19:38:22Z 2010-07-14T19:37:54Z Affirmative Blacktion is the greatest interracial sex comedy ever.

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Jon http://jonchristiansen.net <![CDATA[Lady GaGa Bad Romance]]> http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/?p=121 2009-11-18T05:44:03Z 2009-11-18T05:43:50Z OK, so the new GaGa video is fierce….here’s my interpretation,

She is born, not really born, but more like genetically hatched….just to become a Russian whore….She is bid on for the first time and is so special that the leader of the futuristic Russian mob wins her, because only the leader can have someone so special….Then her clothes change to red as she walks up to the bed in a dead polar bear….this can only mean that she’s offering up her virginity to him….as she gets closer to the bed we realize how special she is, she is too much for just one man, her perfection getting close to him sets him aflame.   And scene.
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Jon http://jonchristiansen.net <![CDATA[Cute mass email]]> http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/?p=117 2009-09-13T04:22:32Z 2009-09-13T04:22:32Z THE JOB – URINE TEST (I sure would like to know who wrote this one! They deserve a HUGE pat on the back!)

I HAVE TO PASS A URINE TEST FOR MY JOB… SO I AGREE 100%.  Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck,I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don’t have to pass a urine test. Shouldn’t one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?  Understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?  Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don’t. Hope you all will pass it along, though . . . Something has to change in this country — and soon.

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Jon http://jonchristiansen.net <![CDATA[Obama rocks!]]> http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2009/06/04/obama-rocks/ 2009-06-05T02:35:35Z 2009-06-05T02:35:35Z BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
A PROCLAMATION

“Forty years ago, patrons and supporters of the Stonewall Inn in New York City resisted police harassment that had become all too common for members of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) community. Out of this resistance, the LGBT rights movement in America was born. During LGBT Pride Month, we commemorate the events of June 1969 and commit to achieving equal justice under law for LGBT Americans.

LGBT Americans have made, and continue to make, great and lasting contributions that continue to strengthen the fabric of American society. There are many well-respected LGBT leaders in all professional fields, including the arts and business communities. LGBT Americans also mobilized the Nation to respond to the domestic HIV/AIDS epidemic and have played a vital role in broadening this country’s response to the HIV pandemic.

Due in no small part to the determination and dedication of the LGBT rights movement, more LGBT Americans are living their lives openly today than ever before. I am proud to be the first President to appoint openly LGBT candidates to Senate-confirmed positions in the first 100 days of an Administration. These individuals embody the best qualities we seek in public servants, and across my Administration — in both the White House and the Federal agencies — openly LGBT employees are doing their jobs with distinction and professionalism.

The LGBT rights movement has achieved great progress, but there is more work to be done. LGBT youth should feel safe to learn without the fear of harassment, and LGBT families and seniors should be allowed to live their lives with dignity and respect.

My Administration has partnered with the LGBT community to advance a wide range of initiatives. At the international level, I have joined efforts at the United Nations to decriminalize homosexuality around the world. Here at home, I continue to support measures to bring the full spectrum of equal rights to LGBT Americans. These measures include enhancing hate crimes laws, supporting civil unions and Federal rights for LGBT couples, outlawing discrimination in the workplace, ensuring adoption rights, and ending the existing “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy in a way that strengthens our Armed Forces and our national security. We must also commit ourselves to fighting the HIV/AIDS epidemic by both reducing the number of HIV infections and providing care and support services to people living with HIV/AIDS across the United States.

These issues affect not only the LGBT community, but also our entire Nation. As long as the promise of equality for all remains unfulfilled, all Americans are affected. If we can work together to advance the principles upon which our Nation was founded, every American will benefit. During LGBT Pride Month, I call upon the LGBT community, the Congress, and the American people to work together to promote equal rights for all, regardless of sexual orientation or gender identity.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2009 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. I call upon the people of the United States to turn back discrimination and prejudice everywhere it exists.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this first day of June, in the year of our Lord two thousand nine, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-third.”

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Jon http://jonchristiansen.net <![CDATA[Reunion]]> http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2009/05/08/reunion/ 2009-05-09T07:27:29Z 2009-05-09T07:25:33Z So, apparently I have a high skewl reunion coming up.  That’s really fucking with my mind.  I’ve asked the skewl librarian to email me a copy of the year book because I can’t for the life of me remember any of these bitches I went to HS with.  It’s like WTF?  Who are these people?  I actually spent 4 years of my life, 8 hours a day with all of these bitches and I can’t seriously remember a single one.  Plus, this librarian chick, who was super nice to have emailed me this shit only sent me like 100 pictures.  Now, my skewl had about 2,500 people, so the senior class had to be about 400 at least.  What happened to the other 300 people?

Anyway…it’s pretty fucked up that I have a 10 (achmmm…cough…cough….cough) year reunion coming up.  I still feel like I’m 18.  WTF?  That’s some pretty fucked up shit right thar.  I still remember the senior talent show where I played guitar on “What About Love”.  It was fucking YESTERDAY!!!  HEART still fucking RULES!!!
Heart  What About Love

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Jon http://jonchristiansen.net <![CDATA[A bug just flew into my eye while I was listening to Debbie Gibson]]> http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2009/05/08/a-bug-just-flew-into-my-eye-while-i-was-listening-to-debbie-gibson/ 2009-05-09T06:53:34Z 2009-05-09T06:53:34Z As I’m sitting here trying to listen to some Debbie Gibson a bug flew in my eye.  It was pretty bothersome.  I tried rubbing my eye and that just made it worse.  So I tried talking to the bug.  I was all like, “Hey, Bug!  Get out of my fucking eye.”  And the bug didn’t answer, it just kept bothering my eye and I couldn’t concentrate on the lyrics.  I got half way through the chorus of “Shake Your Love” before that fucking bug was bothering my eye again.  I had to end up going to look in the mirror and it turns out it was just an eyelash.  Oh well, my bad.  It was still a very bothersome experience.

Bugs

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Jon http://jonchristiansen.net <![CDATA[I keep forgetting]]> http://jonchristiansen.net/blog/2009/05/08/i-keep-forgetting/ 2009-05-09T04:09:51Z 2009-05-09T04:09:51Z Damn, I keep forgetting to update this shit.

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